are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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