just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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