WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He passed out mid-signature
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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