so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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