i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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