I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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