How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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