I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
