I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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