Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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