i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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