I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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