I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
