And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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