operation have a gay friend backfired
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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