it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Let's get the cat blown out
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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