i just google imaged poop.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
whose ass print is on the piano?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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