You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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