I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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