It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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