You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
