Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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