scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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