Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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