Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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