just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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