i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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