Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
