Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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