this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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