It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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