So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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