dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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