My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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