OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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