I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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