Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
