its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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