just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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