Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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