this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
