I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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