Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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