She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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