How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Randomize
