she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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