Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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