Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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