You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Terrible idea I love it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
