sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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