I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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