Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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