He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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